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Akpan is the house boy who drinks his boss' wine and then adds water to fill it up. His boss became suspicious and... decided to buy pasties ( A french wine that change colour if water added).😂😂😂 As usual, Akpan drank the pasties and topped it up with water. Unfortunately for him, the pasties changed colour. When the boss came back home and notice the colour change, he told his wife about it. Akpan knew he was in trouble and decided to stay in the kitchen.
The boss shouted, "Akpan!!!" Akpan
answered.."Yes, Sir!"
Boss.. "Who drank the pasties?"
Akpan didn't respond.
The boss ask again, still no answer.
Then the boss went to the kitchen to confront him.
"Are you insane or what? When I called you, you said 'Yes Sir', but when I asked you a question, you didn't answer me!
Hmmm Oga, when you are in the kitchen you don't hear anything except your name," Akpan answered.
"Let's try it. Okay go to the bar and stand beside madam, while I will stay in the kitchen. Then call me and then ask me any question," The Boss suggested.
Akpan shouted, "Boss!" Boss answered, "Yes!" Akpan asked, "Who goes into the maid's bedroom when madam isn't around?"
Boss didn't answer. Akpan ask again, the Boss kept quiet.
The boss came out from the kitchen shouting, "Wonders shall never end!!! Akpan it's true. When one's in the kitchen, one doesn't hear anything except ones name".
The wife interrupted, "That's not true. It's a lie". Without argument Akpan ask if she'd like to enter the kitchen to be tested and she agreed. Akpan called, "Madam!
Madam answered, "Yes!" Akpan asked, "Who is Junior's biological father? Me or boss?" Madam rushed out of the kitchen saying,
"This kitchen needs to be checked, I can't hear anything!"😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 😂😂😂😂 (By the way I’m also a small comedian looking for your support) just wanna spread positivity ❤……….. Thanks.
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